WHERE DO ALL THE QUIET GAYS GO?

What do you do when you’re gay but you don’t really think all the sex and partying is for you?

Gay culture. Loud, proud and sexy.

Me. Awkward, introverted and- well…

Celebrate the misfits who don’t always fit in the parade. Just need to learn how to talk to boys first.

Where Do All The Quiet Gays Go? is a one-person gay asexual romcom, finally championing a part of the queer community left out of the narrative for far too long.


Written and Performed by Rob Cattanach

Instagram: @rob_catt5

X: @rob_cattanach


Running time: Approx 45 minutes

Ages Guidance: Ages 14 and above

Contains strong language.