Fasten your FLAPS and push up your baps, you’re going to the disco!

Murder on the Dancefloor is the explosively funny, naughty and dazzling story of two detectives who form an unlikely pairing.

We meet DI Phil Atio, born within the sound of Bow Bells, who’s spent 10 years controlling the rough streets of East London. She’s downbeat, on her last legs, and her Cockney rhyming slang is getting worse. In bursts her new partner, DI Connie Lingus of the Sheriff’s department: Intercourse, Alabama. She’s armed, she’s new in town, and she sure does miss her brother’s warm, throbbing heart. They’re sent out in the field to investigate a new drug: Fentanyl Lithium Aluminium Peroxide Solude, a.k.a. F.L.A.P.S.

2024’s version of the show is bigger, ballsier and Alabama-bound. The piece is jam-packed with 70s tunes, physical comedy and a threesome with a puppet. This is a classic British comedy with nods to the Carry On films, Austin Powers and Monty Python. It captures that recognisable humour while adding unique, stereotype-breaking twists.

Audience members’ have said:

“A total scream. Laughed my t*ts off.”

“You’ve got a formula that’s working… you had us in the palm of your hand.”

Written and Performed by Jessica Allan and Collette Hodson

Socials: @titsandtalentproductions

Running time: Approx 55 minutes

Ages Guidance: Ages 14 and above

Contains strong language and adult themes.